Life With Althaar

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An epic science-fiction sitcom for your ears about an unlikely human/alien friendship in the unluckiest place in Human space. It is the mid-26th Century. John B, a humble repairman and ”former human” (having lost his legal status as such), has left the Earth for mysterious reasons. He is perhaps the unluckiest being in Human space. He has wound up at the Human Exchange Concourse, or the ”HEC,” once the site of Humanity’s First Galactic Fair. It was the biggest flop in Human history. ”The Fairgrounds” is perhaps the unluckiest place in Human space. You don’t go there, you end up there. John’s luck seems to have changed when he gets a good apartment at an amazingly reasonable price only to find his roommate is Althaar, an Iltorian, who is determined to befriend a Human. (Iltorians are the kindest, nicest species in all known space, and natural diplomats, beloved by almost all, but their slightest presence causes Humans to instinctively respond with panic, fear, disgust, nausea, and loss of bodily functions). Can a Human and Iltorian live together without one of them driving the other crazy?

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Friday Nov 15, 2019

Episode 10: Our Man in the Fairgrounds

Friday Nov 15, 2019

In which The Inspector calls and throws The Fairgrounds into (even more) chaos, StalinBot covets a jetpack, Althaar disguises himself as a nitrogen-fixing coolant processor, Mrs. Frondrinax amuses herself with gossip (and beats up a trash can), Cole Porter lyrics continue to offend or terminally confuse alien races, energy-being Lieutenant-Commander Frall tries out a new look (Stetson!), and we discover why you really, REALLY don't want to order the special at Sammy's Wiches.

EPISODE TEN

"Our Man in the Fairgrounds"

written by Linus Gelber

featuring
Ivanna Cullinan as Commander Torianna, Check-This-Out Vendor
Zuri Washington as Delilah "Dee" Mallory, Totally Legit Crew Member
Berit Johnson as Althaar, Other Totally Legit Crew, Sopon, BankBot, Alien Pass Voice, Qwontz, Alien Barfly
Eli Ganias as H.F., Shady Alien
Chris Lee as Chip Frinkel, Litterer
Derrick Peterson as Xtopps
Amanda La Pergola as Mrs. Frondrinax, Vert
John Amir as John B, Deals Dealer, Gordian
Alyssa Simon as Lieutenant-Commander Frallen-Br'ar, I've-Got-The-Same-One Vendor
with
Linus Gelber: StalinBot, The Inspector
Olivia Baseman: Amber on the Bridge, Fashion PoliceBot
Ian W. Hill: Announcer, Recreation DirectorBot, CustomsBot, Trash Enforcer, Suspicious Alien
Philip Cruise: Curious Shopper, Cpl. Dormer, Sammy, Misinformed Alien
David Arthur Bachrach: Mine-Is-Purple Vendor, System
Holly Pocket McCaffrey: Ashlee in Hydroponics
Anna Stefanic: Other Person on the Bridge, Not-What-You-Think Merchant
Lex Friedman: Peppy Advertising Barker, Door Voice
Leila Okafor: English Pass Voice
Jessica Stoya: Curly

Berit is the supervising producer, showrunner, and script supervisor

Ian is the audio producer, sound designer, and technical supervisor

The writers’ room consists of Berit, Ian, John, Amanda, Chris, Philip, Lex, and Linus

Theme and Interstitial Music composed and performed by Anna Stefanic

Illustration by Dean Haspiel

Library Music and SFX licensed from Storyblocks

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TWITTER: @AlthaarTweeting ‏and @LifeWithAlthaar

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