Life With Althaar

Episode 26: And You Turn Yourself Around

January 1, 2021

EPISODE TWENTY-SIX
"And You Turn Yourself Around"
written by Ian W. Hill

featuring
Derrick Peterson as Xtopps
Zuri Washington as Delilah "Dee" Mallory, Rooty
Chris Lee as Chip Frinkel
Berit Johnson as Althaar, Sopon, Alien Barfly, Cpl. Ness, Kwontz
Amanda LaPergola as Mrs. Frondrinax
John Amir as John B
Ivanna Cullinan as Commander Mindy Torianna
Alyssa Simon as Lieutenant-Commander Frallen-Br'ar
Eli Ganias as Hardyfox "H.F." Fornes
with
Philip Cruise: Cpl. Dormer, Sammy
Lex Friedman: Bubbles
Ian W. Hill: Announcer
Anna Stefanic: Stella Reyes
Olivia Baseman: Amber on the Bridge
Linus Gelber: StalinBot
Holly Pocket McCaffrey: Ashlee in Hydroponics
David Arthur Bachrach: Radio Announcer
Rolls Andre: Fugulnari Riot Cop

and The Electric Egg Chorale:

David Arthur Bachrach, Olivia Baseman, Bernadette Cruise, Catherine Cura Cruise, Philip Cruise, Lex Friedman, Eli Ganias, Linus Gelber, Berit Johnson, Amanda LaPergola, Chris Lee, Derrick Peterson, Alyssa Simon, Anna Stefanic (piano), and Zuri Washington

CONTENT WARNING: Extreme Sudden Violence

Berit is the supervising producer, showrunner, and script supervisor
Ian is the audio producer, sound designer, and technical supervisor
The writers’ room consists of Berit, Ian, John, Amanda, Chris, Philip, Lex, and Linus
Theme and Interstitial Music composed and performed by Anna Stefanic
Illustration by Dean Haspiel
Library Music and SFX licensed from Storyblocks

WEB: www.geminicollisionworks.com
TWITTER: @AlthaarTweeting ‏and @LifeWithAlthaar
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Entire Production © 2020 Gemini CollisionWorks

EPISODE SCRIPT HERE!

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A Gemini CollisionWorks Production

Episode 25: A Special Very Merry Fairgrounds Miracle Wish for the Holidays: A Christmas Fable

December 18, 2020

EPISODE TWENTY-FIVE
"A Special Very Merry Fairgrounds Miracle Wish for the Holidays: A Christmas Fable"
written by Philip Cruise and Chris Lee

featuring
John Amir as John B, Steve, Boy
Eli Ganias as Hardyfox "H.F." Fornes, Stevalicious, Dad
Berit Johnson as Althaar, Cpl. Ness, Girl, Alien Barfly, Kwontz, Sopon, Xybidont Godhead
Amanda LaPergola as Mrs. Frondrinax
Ivanna Cullinan as Commander Mindy Torianna
Alyssa Simon as Lieutenant-Commander Frallen-Br'ar
Chris Lee as Chip Frinkel, Legal Disclaimer
Zuri Washington as Delilah "Dee" Mallory, Mom, Cindy
Derrick Peterson as Xtopps, Daddy Cameron
with
Philip Cruise: Cpl. Dormer, Commercial Pitchman, Cobrakannix
Ian W. Hill: Trash Detector, Announcer, William S. BurroughsBot, Santa, Winston ChurchillBot, Clint EastwoodBot, Yuvex, Fugulnari Guard
Lex Friedman: Candy Cameron, Bubbles
Fred Backus: Oakensarx
Holly Pocket McCaffrey: Miss Sophie, Ashlee in Hydroponics
Olivia Baseman: Judy GreerBot, Amber on the Bridge
Linus Gelber: Staring Contest MC, StalinBot, Gurnax
Anna Stefanic: Stella Reyes
David Arthur Bachrach: Flintrinix

Berit is the supervising producer, showrunner, and script supervisor
Ian is the audio producer, sound designer, and technical supervisor
The writers’ room consists of Berit, Ian, John, Amanda, Chris, Philip, Lex, and Linus
Theme and Interstitial Music composed and performed by Anna Stefanic
Illustration by Dean Haspiel
Library Music and SFX licensed from Storyblocks

WEB: www.geminicollisionworks.com
TWITTER: @AlthaarTweeting ‏and @LifeWithAlthaar
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Entire Production © 2020 Gemini CollisionWorks

EPISODE SCRIPT HERE!

Thank you for your attention; it is a pleasure working for you.

A Gemini CollisionWorks Production

r/LifeWithAlthaar Exists!

December 6, 2020

PodBean subscribers and other readers...

A Reddit fan of Life With Althaar at r/AudioDrama suggested that there should be an r/LifeWithAlthaar subreddit, and I was dubious. They responded, basically, “If you build it, they will come.” And, hey, doesn’t cost us anything, so I did.

If you’re on Reddit, and have any questions, thoughts, or comments for myself, Berit, or anyone in the Althaar/GCW community, feel free to put them out there! We’re reading and responding.

thanks for your attention, it is a pleasure working for you

IWH/GCW

Episode 24: Benefits of a Classical Education

December 4, 2020

EPISODE TWENTY-FOUR

"Benefits of a Classical Education"

written by John Amir

featuring

Zuri Washington as Delilah "Dee" Mallory, Tess

John Amir as John B

Eli Ganias as Hardyfox "H.F." Fornes

Amanda LaPergola as Mrs. Frondrinax, Grendvomix

Ivanna Cullinan as Commander Mindy Torianna, Fugulnari Barfly

Chris Lee as Chip Frinkel

Derrick Peterson as Xtopps

Alyssa Simon as Lieutenant-Commander Frallen-Br'ar, Fugulnari Drinks Inspector

Berit Johnson as Althaar, Sopon, Alien Barfly, Prestorlix, Kwontz

with

Philip Cruise: Beaux Several, Vamternoox

Holly Pocket McCaffrey: Miss Sophie

Lex Friedman: Bubbles, Araggax, Door

Dean Haspiel: Troncorblox, Sallifrenix

David Arthur Bachrach: Mortrinex, Patronizing Waiter, Friendly Phone Service, Bramthanox

Anna Stefanic: Stella Reyes, Bluodinarx

Ian W. Hill: Announcer, William S. BurroughsBot, Fugulnari Heckler, Winston ChurchillBot, Marty

Rolls Andre: George ForemanBot

Linus Gelber: Todd, Martin LutherBot

Olivia Baseman: Amber on the Bridge

Clara Francesca: Dinorbiax

Leila Okafor: Fracottiverx

Fred Backus: Peter ThielBot

Berit is the supervising producer, showrunner, and script supervisor

Ian is the audio producer, sound designer, and technical supervisor

The writers’ room consists of Berit, Ian, John, Amanda, Chris, Philip, Lex, and Linus

Theme and Interstitial Music composed and performed by Anna Stefanic

Illustration by Dean Haspiel

Library Music and SFX licensed from Storyblocks

WEB: www.geminicollisionworks.com

TWITTER: @AlthaarTweeting ‏and @LifeWithAlthaar

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Thank you for your attention; it is a pleasure working for you.

A Gemini CollisionWorks Production

EPISODE SCRIPT HERE!

Episode 23: Trade Test Transmissions

November 20, 2020

EPISODE TWENTY-THREE

"Trade Test Transmissions"

written by Amanda LaPergola

featuring

John Amir as John B, Baroness Kleodora, Offended Fugulnari

Ivanna Cullinan as Commander Mindy Torianna

Amanda LaPergola as Mrs. Frondrinax, Vert

Zuri Washington as Delilah "Dee" Mallory, Rooty, Tess

Chris Lee as Chip Frinkel

Berit Johnson as Althaar, Sopon, Alien Barfly, Kwontz, DivineBot

Derrick Peterson as Xtopps

Eli Ganias as Hardyfox "H.F." Fornes

Alyssa Simon as Lieutenant-Commander Frallen-Br'ar

with

Ian W. Hill: Announcer, William S. BurroughsBot, Trash Detector

Anna Stefanic: Stella Reyes

Linus Gelber: Martin LutherBot, Todd, Fidorian 2, Dave

Lex Friedman: Bubbles, Amber's Mom #1, Fidorian 1

Olivia Baseman: Amber on the Bridge

Jessica Stoya: Amber's Mom #2, Zwizz'linarp

Fred Backus: Oakensarx, Drunk Fugulnari

Philip Cruise: Beaux Several, Mark WahlbergBot

Holly Pocket McCaffrey: Miss Sophie

Clara Francesca: Dinorbiax

Leila Okafor: Fracottiverx

Berit is the supervising producer, showrunner, and script supervisor

Ian is the audio producer, sound designer, and technical supervisor

The writers’ room consists of Berit, Ian, John, Amanda, Chris, Philip, Lex, and Linus

Theme, Interstitial Music, and additional piano composed and performed by Anna Stefanic

Illustration by Dean Haspiel

Library Music and SFX licensed from Storyblocks

WEB: www.geminicollisionworks.com

TWITTER: @AlthaarTweeting ‏and @LifeWithAlthaar

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Thank you for your attention; it is a pleasure working for you.

A Gemini CollisionWorks Production

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Episode 22: The Secret Life of Plants

November 6, 2020

EPISODE TWENTY-TWO

"The Secret Life of Plants"

written by Ian W. Hill and Berit Johnson

featuring

John Amir as John B, Hydroponics Recruiter

Berit Johnson as Althaar, Sopon, Alien Barfly, Sharon, Cpl. Ness

Eli Ganias as Hardyfox "H.F." Fornes, Fugulnari 3, Mackalocka

Amanda La Pergola as Mrs. Frondrinax, Vert

Alyssa Simon as Lieutenant-Commander Frallen-Br'ar, PSA Announcer

Zuri Washington as Delilah "Dee" Mallory, Tess

Ivanna Cullinan as Commander Mindy Torianna

Chris Lee as Chip Frinkel

Derrick Peterson as Xtopps

with

David Arthur Bachrach: Fugulnari 1, Angry Bronsonian

Lex Friedman: Bubbles, Fugulnari 2, Drunk Fugulnari

Ian W. Hill: Announcer, Kaiser WilhelmBot, Marty, Herrdronn, William S. BurroughsBot

Jessica Stoya: Susan Torkan

Philip Cruise: Beaux Several, Cpl. Ness, Rotary Club Spokesbeing

Linus Gelber: StalinBot, Todd

Olivia Baseman: Amber on the Bridge, Flixwintrix

Anna Stefanic: Stella Reyes

Clara Francesca: Rixlon

Holly Pocket McCaffrey: Ashlee in Hydroponics

Berit is the supervising producer, showrunner, and script supervisor

Ian is the audio producer, sound designer, and technical supervisor

The writers’ room consists of Berit, Ian, John, Amanda, Chris, Philip, Lex, and Linus

Theme and Interstitial Music composed and performed by Anna Stefanic

Illustration by Dean Haspiel

Library Music and SFX licensed from Storyblocks

WEB: www.geminicollisionworks.com

TWITTER: @AlthaarTweeting ‏and @LifeWithAlthaar

Optimized for best listening on earbuds or headphones.

Thank you for your attention; it is a pleasure working for you.

A Gemini CollisionWorks Production

EPISODE SCRIPT HERE!

Episode 21: They’re Coming to Get You, Althaar

October 23, 2020

EPISODE TWENTY-ONE

"They're Coming to Get You, Althaar"

written by Linus Gelber

featuring

John Amir as John B, Corky, Tank Worker

Berit Johnson as Althaar, Hitherto Unnoticed Bridge Person, Spy Baby, Tank Worker, Sopon, Restaurant Patron, Cpl. Ness

Eli Ganias as Hardyfox "H.F." Fornes, Pushy HECNET Media Control, Queue-Tube Streamer, Spy Baby

Amanda La Pergola as Mrs. Frondrinax, House Security Activation, Bold Spy Baby

Ivanna Cullinan as Commander Mindy Torianna, Hopeful Aqua Screamo Fan, Spy Baby

Alyssa Simon as Lieutenant-Commander Frallen-Br'ar, Angry Broadcaster, Spy Baby, Curious Wet-Tank Spunt, Restaurant Patron, Suspicious Alien 3

Zuri Washington as Delilah "Dee" Mallory, Tess

Chris Lee as Chip Frinkel

Derrick Peterson as Xtopps,

with

Jessica Stoya: Rhubarb

Ian W. Hill: Announcer, Beaux Chair, Kaiser WilhelmBot, Marty, Baffled Egg Patron, Boris KarloffBot, Maitre D', Suspicious Alien 2

David Arthur Bachrach: Shakespearean ActorBot

Olivia Baseman: Amber on the Bridge

Linus Gelber: Hitherto Unnoticed Bridge Person's Friend, FRGD-Wave DJ, Todd, Rutledge, StalinBot

Philip Cruise: Beaux Several, Baffled Egg Patron, Spy Baby, Stella's Napkin, Cpl. Dormer, Suspicious Alien 4

Anna Stefanic: Stella Reyes, Tank Worker

Lex Friedman: Tank Worker, John's Napkin, Suspicious Alien 1

Berit is the supervising producer, showrunner, and script supervisor

Ian is the audio producer, sound designer, and technical supervisor

The writers’ room consists of Berit, Ian, John, Amanda, Chris, Philip, Lex, and Linus

Theme and Interstitial Music composed and performed by Anna Stefanic

Illustration by Dean Haspiel

Library Music and SFX licensed from Storyblocks

WEB: www.geminicollisionworks.com

TWITTER: @AlthaarTweeting ‏and @LifeWithAlthaar

Optimized for best listening on earbuds or headphones.

Thank you for your attention; it is a pleasure working for you.

A Gemini CollisionWorks Production

EPISODE SCRIPT HERE!

Episode 20: Dial ‘O’ for Bigelow

October 9, 2020

EPISODE TWENTY

"Dial 'O' for Bigelow"

written by Ian W. Hill and Berit Johnson

featuring

Ivanna Cullinan as Commander Mindy Torianna

Alyssa Simon as Lieutenant-Commander Frallen-Br'ar

Berit Johnson as Althaar, Cpl. Ness, Sopon, Alien Barfly, Kwontz

John Amir as John B, Collaborator 2

Amanda La Pergola as Mrs. Frondrinax

Zuri Washington as Delilah "Dee" Mallory

Derrick Peterson as Xtopps, Collaborator 3

Chris Lee as Chip Frinkel

Eli Ganias as Hardyfox "H.F." Fornes

with

Philip Cruise: Cpl. Dormer

Ian W. Hill: Announcer, Sherlock HolmesBot, Collaborator 1

Leila Okafor: Dr. Mwangi

Lex Friedman: Veronica Gardens, Bubbles

Fred Backus: Jasper Bigelow

Holly Pocket McCaffrey: Ashlee! in Hydroponics, Miss Sophie

Dean Haspiel: Informer

Linus Gelber: Brindrinorx

Berit is the supervising producer, showrunner, and script supervisor

Ian is the audio producer, sound designer, and technical supervisor

The writers’ room consists of Berit, Ian, John, Amanda, Chris, Philip, Lex, and Linus

Theme and Interstitial Music composed and performed by Anna Stefanic

Illustration by Dean Haspiel

Library Music and SFX licensed from Storyblocks

WEB: www.geminicollisionworks.com

TWITTER: @AlthaarTweeting ‏and @LifeWithAlthaar

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Thank you for your attention; it is a pleasure working for you.

A Gemini CollisionWorks Production

EPISODE SCRIPT HERE!

Episode 19: Eight Ways of Looking at a Bar Fight

September 25, 2020

EPISODE NINETEEN

"Eight Ways of Looking at a Bar Fight"

written by John Amir and Lex Friedman

featuring

Chris Lee as Chip Frinkel

Berit Johnson as Althaar, Cpl. Ness, Sopon, Alien Barfly, Kwontz, Xbidont Goddess, Spotel Manager

Derrick Peterson as Xtopps

Ivanna Cullinan as Commander Mindy Torianna

Amanda La Pergola as Mrs. Frondrinax, Vert

Zuri Washington as Delilah "Dee" Mallory

Eli Ganias as Hardyfox "H.F." Fornes

John Amir as John B, WoodsmanBot

Alyssa Simon as Lieutenant-Commander Frallen-Br'ar

with

Philip Cruise: Cpl. Dormer

Holly Pocket McCaffrey: Miss Sophie

Ian W. Hill: Announcer, Winston ChurchillBot, Dilurian, CommonerBot, Assassin

Lex Friedman: Bubbles

Linus Gelber: Space Priest

Fred Backus: Jasper Bigelow

Berit is the supervising producer, showrunner, and script supervisor

Ian is the audio producer, sound designer, and technical supervisor

The writers’ room consists of Berit, Ian, John, Amanda, Chris, Philip, Lex, and Linus

Theme and Interstitial Music composed and performed by Anna Stefanic

"Efficiency/The Better World" music and lyrics by John, arranged by Berit

Illustration by Dean Haspiel

Library Music and SFX licensed from Storyblocks

extra special thanks to Julie Hoverson for the inspirational tweet

WEB: www.geminicollisionworks.com

TWITTER: @AlthaarTweeting ‏and @LifeWithAlthaar

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Thank you for your attention; it is a pleasure working for you.

A Gemini CollisionWorks Production

EPISODE SCRIPT HERE!

Episode 18: Space Hat with Air

September 11, 2020

EPISODE EIGHTEEN

"Space Hat with Air"

written by Ian W. Hill

featuring

John Amir as John B

Ivanna Cullinan as Commander Mindy Torianna

Eli Ganias as Hardyfox "H.F." Fornes

Amanda La Pergola as Mrs. Frondrinax, Vert

Berit Johnson as Althaar, Cpl. Ness, Sopon, Alien Barfly, Kwontz

Chris Lee as Chip Frinkel

Zuri Washington as Delilah "Dee" Mallory

Derrick Peterson as Xtopps

Alyssa Simon as Lieutenant-Commander Frallen-Br'ar

with

Linus Gelber: StalinBot

Olivia Baseman: Amber on the Bridge

Ian W. Hill: Announcer

Holly Pocket McCaffrey: Miss Sophie

Rolls Andre: Werner HerzogBot

Philip Cruise: Cpl. Dormer

Lex Friedman: Bubbles

Anna Stefanic : Stella Reyes

Berit is the supervising producer, showrunner, and script supervisor

Ian is the audio producer, sound designer, and technical supervisor

The writers’ room consists of Berit, Ian, John, Amanda, Chris, Philip, Lex, and Linus

Theme and Interstitial Music composed and performed by Anna Stefanic

Illustration by Dean Haspiel

Library Music and SFX licensed from Storyblocks

WEB: www.geminicollisionworks.com

TWITTER: @AlthaarTweeting ‏and @LifeWithAlthaar

Optimized for best listening on earbuds or headphones.

Thank you for your attention; it is a pleasure working for you.

A Gemini CollisionWorks Production

EPISODE SCRIPT HERE!

Life With Althaar

Life With Althaar

Episode 26: And You Turn Yourself Around

Episode 25: A Special Very Merry Fairgrounds Miracle Wish for the Holidays: A Christmas Fable

r/LifeWithAlthaar Exists!

Episode 24: Benefits of a Classical Education

Episode 23: Trade Test Transmissions

Episode 22: The Secret Life of Plants

Episode 21: They’re Coming to Get You, Althaar

Episode 20: Dial ‘O’ for Bigelow

Episode 19: Eight Ways of Looking at a Bar Fight

Episode 18: Space Hat with Air

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