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An epic science-fiction sitcom for your ears about an unlikely human/alien friendship in the unluckiest place in Human space. It is the mid-26th Century. John B, a humble repairman and ”former human” (having lost his legal status as such), has left the Earth for mysterious reasons. He is perhaps the unluckiest being in Human space. He has wound up at the Human Exchange Concourse, or the ”HEC,” once the site of Humanity’s First Galactic Fair. It was the biggest flop in Human history. ”The Fairgrounds” is perhaps the unluckiest place in Human space. You don’t go there, you end up there. John’s luck seems to have changed when he gets a good apartment at an amazingly reasonable price only to find his roommate is Althaar, an Iltorian, who is determined to befriend a Human. (Iltorians are the kindest, nicest species in all known space, and natural diplomats, beloved by almost all, but their slightest presence causes Humans to instinctively respond with panic, fear, disgust, nausea, and loss of bodily functions). Can a Human and Iltorian live together without one of them driving the other crazy?
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Friday Dec 18, 2020
Friday Dec 18, 2020
In which Christmas comes again to the Fairgrounds in the form of dueling parties from two of the station's least-likely proponents of the holiday, Mrs. Frondrinax the Fugulnari and Althaar the Iltorian. While everyone wishes, or at least would prefer, to got to the lovable Althaar's party, most of the crew is mandatorily required to attend Frondrinax's - one of the benefits to being part of a fascist take over of the station. However Althaar and Chip Frinkel have a plan to steal Christmas back, or at least, destroy the Fugulnari's Christmas plans. Meanwhile, new Ensign Candy Cameron lives out her life as a character in her very own traditional Christmas movie.
EPISODE TWENTY-FIVE
"A Special Very Merry Fairgrounds Miracle Wish for the Holidays: A Christmas Fable"
written by Philip Cruise and Chris Lee
featuring
John Amir as John B, Steve, Boy
Eli Ganias as Hardyfox "H.F." Fornes, Stevalicious, Dad
Berit Johnson as Althaar, Cpl. Ness, Girl, Alien Barfly, Kwontz, Sopon, Xybidont Godhead
Amanda LaPergola as Mrs. Frondrinax
Ivanna Cullinan as Commander Mindy Torianna
Alyssa Simon as Lieutenant-Commander Frallen-Br'ar
Chris Lee as Chip Frinkel, Legal Disclaimer
Zuri Washington as Delilah "Dee" Mallory, Mom, Cindy
Derrick Peterson as Xtopps, Daddy Cameron
with
Philip Cruise: Cpl. Dormer, Commercial Pitchman, Cobrakannix
Ian W. Hill: Trash Detector, Announcer, William S. BurroughsBot, Santa, Winston ChurchillBot, Clint EastwoodBot, Yuvex, Fugulnari Guard
Lex Friedman: Candy Cameron, Bubbles
Fred Backus: Oakensarx
Holly Pocket McCaffrey: Miss Sophie, Ashlee in Hydroponics
Olivia Baseman: Judy GreerBot, Amber on the Bridge
Linus Gelber: Staring Contest MC, StalinBot, Gurnax
Anna Stefanic: Stella Reyes
David Arthur Bachrach: Flintrinix
Berit is the supervising producer, showrunner, and script supervisor
Ian is the audio producer, sound designer, and technical supervisor
The writers’ room consists of Berit, Ian, John, Amanda, Chris, Philip, Lex, and Linus
Theme and Interstitial Music composed and performed by Anna Stefanic
Illustration by Dean Haspiel
Library Music and SFX licensed from Storyblocks
WEB: www.geminicollisionworks.com
TWITTER: @AlthaarTweeting and @LifeWithAlthaar
Optimized for best listening on earbuds or headphones.
Entire Production © 2020 Gemini CollisionWorks
EPISODE SCRIPT HERE!
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A Gemini CollisionWorks Production
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