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An epic science-fiction sitcom for your ears about an unlikely human/alien friendship in the unluckiest place in Human space. It is the mid-26th Century. John B, a humble repairman and ”former human” (having lost his legal status as such), has left the Earth for mysterious reasons. He is perhaps the unluckiest being in Human space. He has wound up at the Human Exchange Concourse, or the ”HEC,” once the site of Humanity’s First Galactic Fair. It was the biggest flop in Human history. ”The Fairgrounds” is perhaps the unluckiest place in Human space. You don’t go there, you end up there. John’s luck seems to have changed when he gets a good apartment at an amazingly reasonable price only to find his roommate is Althaar, an Iltorian, who is determined to befriend a Human. (Iltorians are the kindest, nicest species in all known space, and natural diplomats, beloved by almost all, but their slightest presence causes Humans to instinctively respond with panic, fear, disgust, nausea, and loss of bodily functions). Can a Human and Iltorian live together without one of them driving the other crazy?
Episodes
Jul 11, 2019
Jul 11, 2019
56 min
In which John B. arrives at The Fairgrounds, a space station in the Teegarden's System commonly known as the unluckiest place in Human space, and finds himself living with Althaar, the nicest being you'd ever want to meet, from a species whose very presence in any way causes Humans to react instinctively with fear, panic, and nausea. As John goes about his new day and job on the Fairgrounds, he meets many of the other beings who have wound up there, and discovers that even the simplest day-to-day existence on the station is basically a death-defying act.
EPISODE ONE
"Welcome to the Fairgrounds"
written by Ian W. Hill & Berit Johnson
featuring
John Amir as John B
Berit Johnson as Althaar, Bridge Crew, Security Guard #2, Sopon
Eli Ganias as Hardyfox "H.F." Fornes
Alyssa Simon as Lieutenant-Commander Frallen-Br'ar
Ivanna Cullinan as Commander Torianna, Galaxbudget Passenger
Amanda La Pergola as Mrs. Frondrinax
Chris Lee as Chip Frinkel, GalaxBudget Passenger
Zuri Washington as Delilah "Dee" Mallory, Bridge Crew
with
Ian W. Hill: Announcer, CustomsBot, Welcome Video Voice, Bridge Crew, Recreation DirectorBot, Drunk Alien
Olivia Baseman: GalaxBudget Voice, Amber on the Bridge
Linus Gelber: CabinBot, RoboMechanic, Bridge Crew
Anna Stefanic: GalaxBudget Passenger
Jessica Stoya: HECNET Voice, Bridge Crew
Fred Backus: Flux Abondante, smuggler
Philip Cruise: Helpful Alien, Security Guard #1, Bridge Crew
Lex Friedman: Voice of Fairgrounds, Vape Emporium Announcer
Derrick Peterson: Bridge Crew
Berit is the supervising producer, showrunner, and script supervisor
Ian is the audio producer, sound designer, and technical supervisor
The writers’ room consists of Berit, Ian, John, Amanda, Chris, Philip, Lex, and Linus
Theme and Interstitial Music composed and performed by Anna Stefanic
Illustration by Dean Haspiel
Library Music and SFX licensed from Storyblocks
WEB: www.geminicollisionworks.com -- TWITTER: @AlthaarTweeting and @LifeWithAlthaar
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A Gemini CollisionWorks Production
Jul 26, 2019
Jul 26, 2019
1hr 3 min
In which Dee's backup band at The Electric Egg leaves The Fairgrounds, and Dee learns to her horror why you should always sign a contract based on local time. Althaar attempts to get closer to his new roommate John B through meditation, with disastrous results. And a new Xbidont musician, a 12-armed virtuoso on 5 instruments at once, arrives on station, and may be the answer to at least one of Dee's problems, if only he weren't, like so many of his species, a peanut butter junkie.
EPISODE TWO
"Asymmetry in Band Structure Theory"
written by Philip Cruise
featuring
Ivanna Cullinan as Commander Torianna, Safety DirectorBot
Alyssa Simon as Lieutenant-Commander Frallen-Br'ar
Berit Johnson as Althaar, Security Guard #2, Drunk Alien, Sopon
Zuri Washington as Delilah "Dee" Mallory
Chris Lee as Chip Frinkel
Eli Ganias as Hardyfox "H.F." Fornes, Q'Crudup
John Amir as John B, Diego, Busted XbidontDerrick Peterson as Xtopps
Amanda La Pergola as Mrs. Frondrinax, Vert
with
Lex Friedman: RVD Krankor Communications
Fred Backus: Ensign Rose
Philip Cruise: Security Guard #1, Tiny Bill Tremaine
Ian W. Hill: Announcer, Ziggy, CustomsBot, Shlooma, Park InfoBotOlivia Baseman: Charles Stringus
Leila Okafor: Transit Hub Announcement
Anna Stefanic: Gate Welcome Voice
Holly Pocket McCaffrey: Hydroponics Park Voice
Linus Gelber: Youth Hostel Kid
Berit is the supervising producer, showrunner, and script supervisor
Ian is the audio producer, sound designer, and technical supervisor
The writers’ room consists of Berit, Ian, John, Amanda, Chris, Philip, Lex, and Linus
Theme and Interstitial Music composed and performed by Anna Stefanic
Songs composed, arranged, and programmed by Berit
with help from Ian and Anna
Illustration by Dean Haspiel
Library Music and SFX licensed from Storyblocks
WEB: www.geminicollisionworks.com -- TWITTER: @AlthaarTweeting and @LifeWithAlthaar
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A Gemini CollisionWorks Production
Aug 9, 2019
Aug 9, 2019
1hr 42 min
In which the omnipresent (and possibly omnipotent), multidimensional Lt. Frall chooses to finally take some time off, but sends a future version of themself back in time to take their place and be present again when The Fairgrounds' senior staff is visited by The Fidorians, a friendly, dog-like species that turns out to have a surprisingly dark side, as the demand the return of an unknown item known to be on the station. Perhaps Sherlock HolmesBot and his associate Veronica Gardens can help find the mysterious mcguffin. Meanwhile, The Electric Egg runs afoul of the all-powerful Musicians Union, and must placate their rep, Mo Stolber, if they don't want to be shut down.
EPISODE THREE
"Such Stuff as Dreams"
written by Linus Gelber
featuring
John Amir as John B
Berit Johnson as Althaar, Transit Voice, Customs Officer, Sopon, Kwontz
Derrick Peterson as Xtopps, HECNET Voice
Alyssa Simon as Lieutenant-Commander Frallen-Br'ar, PA Voice
Eli Ganias as Hardyfox "H.F." Fornes, HTA Voice
Amanda La Pergola as Mrs. Frondrinax, Transit Voice, Customs OfficerChris Lee as Chip Frinkel
with
David Arthur Bachrach: Crazy Caller, Rex
Linus Gelber: CommsBot, Mo Stolber, Radio DJ
Ian W. Hill: Announcer, Recreation DirectorBot, Sherlock HolmesBot, Customs Officer
Lex Friedman: Transit Voice, Veronica Gardens, Door VoiceJessica Stoya: Completely Innocent Not-a-Smuggler Traveler
Olivia Baseman: Amber on the Bridge
Dean Haspiel: Hunter the Fidorian
Leila Okafor: Fidorian Movie Narration
Berit is the supervising producer, showrunner, and script supervisor
Ian is the audio producer, sound designer, and technical supervisor
The writers’ room consists of Berit, Ian, John, Amanda, Chris, Philip, Lex, and Linus
Theme and Interstitial Music composed and performed by Anna Stefanic
Songs composed, arranged, and programmed by Berit
with help from Ian and Anna
Illustration by Dean Haspiel
Library Music and SFX licensed from Storyblocks
WEB: www.geminicollisionworks.com -- TWITTER: @AlthaarTweeting and @LifeWithAlthaar
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Entire Production © 2019 Gemini CollisionWorks
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A Gemini CollisionWorks Production
Aug 22, 2019
Aug 22, 2019
53 min
In which a disaster strikes that threatens the entire station, but the robots morally won't fix it because of union rules, and humans legally can't fix it because it will kill them. Unfortunately, it turns out that John B, due to his mysterious past, falls under neither of these categories fully, and is required to perform the repair even though it will kill him. Can he figure out a solution that will keep him alive and get the repair fixed in time? And will Althaar's attempts to relax him through massage and a new Jacuzzi have any effect on his mood?
EPISODE FOUR
"B, Robot"
written by John Amir and Lex Friedman
featuring
Alyssa Simon as Lieutenant-Commander Frallen-Br'ar, Commissary Voice
Ivanna Cullinan as Commander Torianna
Chris Lee as Chip Frinkel
Berit Johnson as Althaar, Alien Barfly
Derrick Peterson as Xtopps
Amanda La Pergola as Mrs. Frondrinax
Zuri Washington as Delilah "Dee" Mallorywith
Ian W. Hill: Recreation DirectorBot, Announcer, Winston ChurchillBot
Fred Backus: Systems Chief Rojas
Philip Cruise: J. Edgar HooverBotLex Friedman: Station Voice, Mother JonesBot
Leila Okafor: Conference Room Voice
Holly Pocket McCaffrey: Hydroponics Voice
David Arthur Bachrach: Class TraitorBotDean Haspiel: Working StiffBot, Fast Food Customer
Linus Gelber: Jimmy HoffaBot
Berit is the supervising producer, showrunner, and script supervisor
Ian is the audio producer, sound designer, and technical supervisor
The writers’ room consists of Berit, Ian, John, Amanda, Chris, Philip, Lex, and Linus
Theme and Interstitial Music composed and performed by Anna Stefanic
Illustration by Dean Haspiel
Library Music and SFX licensed from Storyblocks
TWITTER: @AlthaarTweeting and @LifeWithAlthaar
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Entire Production © 2019 Gemini CollisionWorks
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A Gemini CollisionWorks Production
Sep 5, 2019
Sep 5, 2019
1hr 1 min
In which an unfamiliar ship lands on The Fairgrounds, turning out to contain two "scien-technicians" from the species known as "The Luck Navigators," whose entire technology is based on riding waves of Luck and it's opposite, which they refer to by the technical term "Suck." Unfortunately, the extreme amount of suck on the station has trapped them, and chaos descends as The Fairgrounds is beset by events, large and small, of extreme good and bad fortune, which the Luck Navigators predict will end in a disastrous singularity, the Suckhole. Is John B actually at the center of it all, and is he empirically the unluckiest being in the galaxy? And will the impending disaster be averted if Commander Torianna blasts John out of an airlock? And how is this all affecting open mic night at The Electric Egg?
EPISODE FIVE
"The Luck Navigators"
written by Ian W. Hill and Berit Johnson
featuring
Berit Johnson as Althaar, Alien Barfly, Bridge Crew
John Amir as John B, Bridge Crew
Ivanna Cullinan as Commander Torianna
Alyssa Simon as Lieutenant-Commander Frallen-Br'ar, Helium MinerChris Lee as Chip Frinkel, Helium Miner, Bridge Crew
Zuri Washington as Delilah "Dee" Mallory
with
Ian W. Hill: Recreation DirectorBot, Announcer, Helium Miner, Bridge Crew
David Arthur Bachrach: Bridge Crew
Linus Gelber: Docking Crew, Bridge Crew
Lex Friedman: Bklgrhch
Philip Cruise: Aoooaoooaoooaooo, Bridge CrewJessica Stoya: Velbopp's Announcer
Eli Ganias: Helium Miner, Bridge Crew
Berit is the supervising producer, showrunner, and script supervisor
Ian is the audio producer, sound designer, and technical supervisor
The writers’ room consists of Berit, Ian, John, Amanda, Chris, Philip, Lex, and Linus
Special Thanks to Associate Suck Mathematician Sean Rockoff
Theme and Interstitial Music composed and performed by Anna Stefanic
Illustration by Dean Haspiel
Library Music and SFX licensed from Storyblocks
TWITTER: @AlthaarTweeting and @LifeWithAlthaar
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Entire Production © 2019 Gemini CollisionWorks
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A Gemini CollisionWorks Production
Sep 20, 2019
Sep 20, 2019
1hr 20 min
In which family problems come to The Fairgrounds, as Xtopps turns out to have a surprising background, and duties he is expected to take on, peanut butter junkie or not, and John's estranged sister Susan is part of the diplomatic corps sent to handle the tricky Xbidont/League of Humans situation that is developing. Meanwhile, 3-D cribbage is played, Dee, with her backing band distracted, has to sing public domain karaoke, and MC Magnetopause takes over the egg with the old sounds of the 24th Century's hottest music craze, Dubwaltz.
EPISODE SIX
"Blood Is Thicker Than Vacuum"
written by Berit Johnson and Ian W. Hill
featuring
Ivanna Cullinan as Commander Torianna
Alyssa Simon as Lieutenant-Commander Frallen-Br'arDerrick Peterson as Xtopps
Eli Ganias as H.F.
Berit Johnson as Althaar, Kwontz, Alien Barfly, Sopon
Chris Lee as Chip Frinkel
Amanda La Pergola as Mrs. Frondrinax, Vert
John Amir as John B, Factotum, MC MagnetopauseZuri Washington as Delilah "Dee" Mallory
Olivia Baseman: TravelHub Announcer
Philip Cruise: Bill Znaris
Jessica Stoya: Susan Torkin
Ian W. Hill: Announcer, Drunk AlienDavid Arthur Bachrach: His Bountiful Factotery Q’Fullin
Lex Friedman: The Most Serene Amplified High Notability, J’Yallen Dwan B’techer Men’Walz, Daughter of J’Bellent, House Byllaburt, of the Grand Duchy of Prang
Leila Okafor: Customer RelationsBot
Linus Gelber: Waitron
Berit is the supervising producer, showrunner, and script supervisor
Ian is the audio producer, sound designer, and technical supervisor
The writers’ room consists of Berit, Ian, John, Amanda, Chris, Philip, Lex, and Linus
Theme and Interstitial Music composed and performed by Anna Stefanic
Illustration by Dean Haspiel
Library Music and SFX licensed from Storyblocks
TWITTER: @AlthaarTweeting and @LifeWithAlthaar
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Entire Production © 2019 Gemini CollisionWorks
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A Gemini CollisionWorks Production
Oct 3, 2019
Oct 3, 2019
1hr 12 min
In which disaster strikes The Fairgrounds (but doesn't it always?) when a mysterious incapacitating disease strikes every non-Human on the station - including the Robots - leaving a skeleton crew to try and run the HEC and cure the disease before life-support functions totally fail. Will the Humans do it before time runs out? What disgusting things does Human comfort food do to a sick lltorian? Will John B get a date with the amazonian Sanitation Fusilier of his dreams? And why is Andrew McCarthyBot not affected by the disease?
EPISODE SEVEN
"The Infinity Contagion"
written by Amanda La Pergola
featuring
John Amir as John B
Berit Johnson as Althaar, Sick Vent-Biter
Ivanna Cullinan as Commander Torianna, Mary MallonBotChris Lee as Chip Frinkel
Zuri Washington as Delilah "Dee" Mallory, Dr. Lacerta
Amanda La Pergola as Mrs. Frondrinax
Ian W. Hill: Announcer, Recreation DirectorBot
Lex Friedman: Emma GoldmanBotLeila Okafor: Dr. Mwangi
Linus Gelber: Rusty
Fred Backus: Brick
Anna Stefanic: Stella
Olivia Baseman: McCarthyBot 2
Berit is the supervising producer, showrunner, and script supervisor
Ian is the audio producer, sound designer, and technical supervisor
The writers’ room consists of Berit, Ian, John, Amanda, Chris, Philip, Lex, and Linus
Theme and Interstitial Music composed and performed by Anna Stefanic
Illustration by Dean Haspiel
Library Music and SFX licensed from Storyblocks
TWITTER: @AlthaarTweeting and @LifeWithAlthaar
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Entire Production © 2019 Gemini CollisionWorks
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A Gemini CollisionWorks Production
Oct 18, 2019
Oct 18, 2019
1hr 5 min
In which the Robot Union goes on strike, leaving The Fairgrounds in chaos, with, on top of it, most of the doors and panels saying insulting things about Commander Torianna in various Earth languages. John B, as a bridge between Humans and Robots, is conscripted by both sides to convince the other of the error of their ways. Meanwhile, with the power out and no access to more booze in The Electric Egg, adorable Fugulnari retiree plant-being Mrs. Frondrinax attempts to create a beer-brewing collective.
EPISODE EIGHT
"Robot's Rules of Order"
written by John Amir
featuring
Chris Lee as Chip Frinkel, PacinoBot, Bridge Crew
Ivanna Cullinan as Commander Torianna
John Amir as John BEli Ganias as H.F.
Zuri Washington as Delilah "Dee" Mallory, Dr. Lacerta
Jessica Stoya: Maintenance Announcer
Linus Gelber: John C. CalhounBot, German Door, Bridge Crew, Italian Terminal, Patron 4, HoffaBot
Rolls Andre: ForemanBot
Lex Friedman: Terminal Voice, Mother JonesBot, Patron 6
Miyu Yakota: Japanese Door
Olivia Baseman: Patron 1
David Arthur Bachrach: Patron 2
Fred Backus: Patron 3
Philip Cruise: Patron 7
Holly Pocket McCaffrey: ChildBot
Berit is the supervising producer, showrunner, and script supervisor
Ian is the audio producer, sound designer, and technical supervisor
The writers’ room consists of Berit, Ian, John, Amanda, Chris, Philip, Lex, and Linus
Theme and Interstitial Music composed and performed by Anna Stefanic
Illustration by Dean Haspiel
Library Music and SFX licensed from Storyblocks
TWITTER: @AlthaarTweeting and @LifeWithAlthaar
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Entire Production © 2019 Gemini CollisionWorks
Thank you for your attention; it is a pleasure working for you.
A Gemini CollisionWorks Production
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Nov 1, 2019
Nov 1, 2019
1hr 26 min
In which we discover WHO is responsible for the pineapple juice that's filling up The Fairgrounds, WHAT Robots do for "tension relief," WHERE the zero-gravity Twister competition will be held if the pineapple juice can't be removed, WHEN the painfully shy Magnosians are able to mate, and HOW Althaar will learn about the "human sexing!" Answers involve weightless SCUBA diving among said pineapple juice, the exchange of vital internal parts, a lot of incredibly potent alcohol, and a much regretted favor.
EPISODE NINE
"Everything Althaar Always Wanted to Know About Sex
(but Humans Keep Running Away Before He Can Ask)"
written by Chris Lee
featuring
John Amir as John B
Ivanna Cullinan as Commander Torianna
Amanda La Pergola as Mrs. Frondrinax
Eli Ganias as H.F.
Derrick Peterson as Xtopps, SurveyorBot
Jessica Stoya: Princess Pancakes, Susan
Olivia Baseman: Judy, Amber on the Bridge
Anna Stefanic: Stella, MaidBot
Ian W. Hill: Announcer, Recreation DirectorBot
Lex Friedman: Door Voice, Bubbles
Berit is the supervising producer, showrunner, and script supervisor
Ian is the audio producer, sound designer, and technical supervisor
The writers’ room consists of Berit, Ian, John, Amanda, Chris, Philip, Lex, and Linus
Theme and Interstitial Music composed and performed by Anna Stefanic
Illustration by Dean Haspiel
Library Music and SFX licensed from Storyblocks
TWITTER: @AlthaarTweeting and @LifeWithAlthaar
Optimized for best listening on earbuds or headphones.
Entire Production © 2019 Gemini CollisionWorks
Thank you for your attention; it is a pleasure working for you.
A Gemini CollisionWorks Production
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Nov 15, 2019
Nov 15, 2019
1hr 54 min
In which The Inspector calls and throws The Fairgrounds into (even more) chaos, StalinBot covets a jetpack, Althaar disguises himself as a nitrogen-fixing coolant processor, Mrs. Frondrinax amuses herself with gossip (and beats up a trash can), Cole Porter lyrics continue to offend or terminally confuse alien races, energy-being Lieutenant-Commander Frall tries out a new look (Stetson!), and we discover why you really, REALLY don't want to order the special at Sammy's Wiches.
EPISODE TEN
"Our Man in the Fairgrounds"
written by Linus Gelber
featuring
Ivanna Cullinan as Commander Torianna, Check-This-Out Vendor
Zuri Washington as Delilah "Dee" Mallory, Totally Legit Crew Member
Berit Johnson as Althaar, Other Totally Legit Crew, Sopon, BankBot, Alien Pass Voice, Qwontz, Alien Barfly
Eli Ganias as H.F., Shady Alien
Chris Lee as Chip Frinkel, Litterer
Derrick Peterson as Xtopps
Amanda La Pergola as Mrs. Frondrinax, Vert
John Amir as John B, Deals Dealer, Gordian
Alyssa Simon as Lieutenant-Commander Frallen-Br'ar, I've-Got-The-Same-One Vendor
with
Linus Gelber: StalinBot, The Inspector
Olivia Baseman: Amber on the Bridge, Fashion PoliceBot
Ian W. Hill: Announcer, Recreation DirectorBot, CustomsBot, Trash Enforcer, Suspicious Alien
Philip Cruise: Curious Shopper, Cpl. Dormer, Sammy, Misinformed Alien
David Arthur Bachrach: Mine-Is-Purple Vendor, System
Holly Pocket McCaffrey: Ashlee in Hydroponics
Anna Stefanic: Other Person on the Bridge, Not-What-You-Think Merchant
Lex Friedman: Peppy Advertising Barker, Door Voice
Leila Okafor: English Pass Voice
Jessica Stoya: Curly
Ivanna Cullinan as Commander Torianna, Check-This-Out Vendor
Zuri Washington as Delilah "Dee" Mallory, Totally Legit Crew Member
Berit Johnson as Althaar, Other Totally Legit Crew, Sopon, BankBot, Alien Pass Voice, Qwontz, Alien Barfly
Eli Ganias as H.F., Shady Alien
Chris Lee as Chip Frinkel, Litterer
Derrick Peterson as Xtopps
Amanda La Pergola as Mrs. Frondrinax, Vert
John Amir as John B, Deals Dealer, Gordian
Alyssa Simon as Lieutenant-Commander Frallen-Br'ar, I've-Got-The-Same-One Vendor
with
Linus Gelber: StalinBot, The Inspector
Olivia Baseman: Amber on the Bridge, Fashion PoliceBot
Ian W. Hill: Announcer, Recreation DirectorBot, CustomsBot, Trash Enforcer, Suspicious Alien
Philip Cruise: Curious Shopper, Cpl. Dormer, Sammy, Misinformed Alien
David Arthur Bachrach: Mine-Is-Purple Vendor, System
Holly Pocket McCaffrey: Ashlee in Hydroponics
Anna Stefanic: Other Person on the Bridge, Not-What-You-Think Merchant
Lex Friedman: Peppy Advertising Barker, Door Voice
Leila Okafor: English Pass Voice
Jessica Stoya: Curly
Berit is the supervising producer, showrunner, and script supervisor
Ian is the audio producer, sound designer, and technical supervisor
The writers’ room consists of Berit, Ian, John, Amanda, Chris, Philip, Lex, and Linus
Theme and Interstitial Music composed and performed by Anna Stefanic
Illustration by Dean Haspiel
Library Music and SFX licensed from Storyblocks
TWITTER: @AlthaarTweeting and @LifeWithAlthaar
Optimized for best listening on earbuds or headphones.
Entire Production © 2019 Gemini CollisionWorks
Thank you for your attention; it is a pleasure working for you.
A Gemini CollisionWorks Production